I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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