There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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