so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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