i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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