So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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