Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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