So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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