YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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