I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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