Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man

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1:48 am: your uglier

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(313): View more from Michigan

thanks...oh and i got my period

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told you

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oh hush

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(313): View more from Michigan

Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.

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(903): View more from Texas

I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone

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(818): View more from California

Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.

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(361): View more from Texas

He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?

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