Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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