Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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