Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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