next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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