The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I had to cum in my sink.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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