I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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