I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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