so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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