i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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