WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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