she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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