doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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