His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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