So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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