do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
