so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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