Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think i peed on brittanys purse
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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