i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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