Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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