I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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