I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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