Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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