You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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