Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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