Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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