we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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