Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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