thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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