operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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