How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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