For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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