Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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