these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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