his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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