So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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