We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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