Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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