She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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