your room smells of hookers.
And success
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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