Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
