I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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