i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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