So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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