I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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