dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
North Korea, Best Korea!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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