Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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