that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Everything about him screamed your future.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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